PSA: Don't do drugs

I came across this 90's Ninja Turtle PSA which is pure comedy not only because the kid says " I'm not a chicken you're a turkey", but because if your kids are seeing life size turtles talking to them your PSA didn't work and they are high as shit.

I kept on searching and came across some of these beauties, ENJOY.

There is a sexual overtone in this one, it has nothing to do with

drugs I don't think but they keep saying don't put in your mouth.

When PeeWee herman says not to do crack you should

immediately buy crack and chew it like rock candy.